undercover martyn

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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when a girl wants to kiss you:she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move

when a boy wants to kiss you:smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move

when I want to kiss you:I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately